Einstein yori Dianna Agron

Title:                アインシュタインよりディアナ・アグロン | Einstein yori Dianna Agron | Dianna Agron Above Einstein
Info:                 HKT48 7th Single - 74okubun no 1 no kimi e
Member(s):        Tashima Meru, Tanaka Miku, Yabuki Nako, Tomonaga Mio

難しいことは何も考えない 頭からっぽでいい 二足歩行が楽だし ふわり軽く 風船みたいに生きたいんだ 女の子は 可愛くなきゃね 学生時代は おバカでいい 今　一番　大切なことは　そう キャピキャピと 音が聴こえることでしょう？ アインシュタインより ディアナ・アグロン テストの点以上 瞳(め)の大きさが気になる どんなに勉強できても 愛されなきゃ意味がない スカートをひらひらとさせて グリーのように 世の中のジョーシキ 何も知らなくても メイク上手ならいい ニュースなんか興味ないし たいていのこと 誰かに助けてもらえばいい 女の子は 恋が仕事よ ママになるまで 子供でいい それよりも重要なことは　そう スベスベの お肌を保つことでしょう？ アインシュタインって どんな人だっけ？ 聞いたことあるけど 本当はよく知らない 教科書　載っていたような なんか偉い人だった 好きなのはディアナ・アグロン もっともっともっと 輝きたい 人は見た目が肝心 だってだって 内面は見えない 可愛いは正義よ チヤホヤされたい アインシュタインより ディアナ・アグロン テストの点以上 瞳(め)の大きさが気になる どんなに勉強できても 愛されなきゃ意味がない スカートをひらひらとさせて グリーのように

muzukashii koto wa nani mo kangaenai atama karappo de ii nisokuhokou ga rakudashi fuwari karuku fuusen mitai ni ikitainda onna no ko wa kawaikunakya ne gakusei jidai wa oBAKA de ii ima ichiban taisetsu na koto wa sou KYAPIKYAPI to oto ga kikoeru koto deshou? AINSHUTAIN yori DIANA AGURON TESUTO no ten ijou me no ooki sa ga ki ni naru donna ni benkyou dekite mo aisarenakya imi ga nai SUKAATO wo hirahira to sasete GURII no you ni yononaka no JOOSHIKI nani mo shiranakute mo MEIKU jouzu nara ii NYUUSU nanka kyouminaishi taitei no koto dareka ni tasukete moraeba ii onna no ko wa koi ga shigoto yo MAMA ni naru made kodomo de ii sore yori mo juuyou na koto wa sou SUBESUBE no ohada wo tamotsu koto deshou? AINSHUTAIN tte donna hito dakke? kiita koto aru kedo hontou wa yoku shiranai kyoukasho notte ita you na nanka erai hito datta suki na no wa DIANA AGURON motto motto motto kagayakitai hito wa mitame ga kanjin datte datte naimen wa mienai kawaii wa seigi yo CHIYAHOYA saretai AINSHUTAIN yori DIANA AGURON TESUTO no ten ijou me no ooki sa ga ki ni naru donna ni benkyou dekite mo aisarenakya imi ga nai SUKAATO wo hirahira to sasete GURII no you ni

I never think of anything complicated I’m fine with being ignorant It’s easier to just walk on two legs– So light and floaty I want to live like a balloon As a girl I’ve got to be cute, right? While I’m still in school It’s okay to be stupid What’s most important now Is to be all cheerful and energetic And sound cute, right? Above Einstein Dianna Agron matters more More than test marks I care about the size of my eyes No matter how well I can study It’s meaningless if no one loves me So I’ll twirl my skirt around Just like in Glee Even if I don’t have Much general knowledge It’s fine as long as I’m good at makeup I couldn’t care less about the news All these ordinary stuff– I could just ask someone to help me with them As a girl Love is my profession Until I become a mom I'd rather remain a child More than that, isn’t it more important To take care of my skin So that it remains nice and smooth? Who was this Einstein person again? I know I’ve heard of him before But actually I don’t really know him He was sorta like this great person Who is written about in my textbooks But Dianna Agron is the one I like I want to shine More and more and more A person’s appearance is vital Because, after all No one can see our inner self That’s why cuteness is justice I just want to be pampered Above Einstein Dianna Agron matters more More than test marks I care about the size of my eyes No matter how well I can study It’s meaningless if no one loves me So I’ll twirl my skirt around Just like in Glee

Wow. Just wow. This is the most irresponsible song I have ever seen from the AKB group - much more so than all the idealistic songs about how all your dreams will come true as long as you work hard together with all your comrades. Bear in mind that Tanaka Miku and Yabuki Nako are only 14, and they're singing about how it's useless to study hard in school??

I could go on to talk about how it's interesting to see MeruMio and NakoMiku in one unit. Or about how this is cheekily commented upon in the MV, where MeruMio appear to be upset at being "upstaged" by NakoMiku as the young, dynamic power duo of HKT48. Or that it's interesting to see such a prominent and overt Western pop culture reference to Dianna Agron and Glee. Or even that once again, the AKB group's younger/obscure members get a song that touches on famous historical figures and philosophical themes... oh wait, this song is like the antithesis to philosophy, or thinking of any sort for that matter.

Congratulations, Aki-P. You have officially written a bimbo song.

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